"The Ballad of the Engineer"
with
apologies to Sergeant Barry Sommers
By Greg
Staskowski MSM
Fighting
manager's from on high
Fearless
soul's, who wonder why?
Technical
folk who don't cover their rears
These
are our brave, young Engineer's..
CHORUS:
Silver
pens upon their chest's
These
are geeks and geekette's
Undergrads,
straight or queer
But
only one in three, an Engineer
Trained
to live, in cubicle land
Trained
in CAD, hand-to-hand
People
who fight, for their career's
Courageous
all, our Engineers!
CHORUS:
At
the condo, a young wife waits
Her
Engineer, is working late
He
must clean up, his boss's mess
Leaving
her, his last request
"Put
silver pens on my son's chest
Make
him one, of the Company's best
To
management, he'll show no fear
Make
him for me, an Engineer"
The Radical
By Robert Vance
ME
Again, again, it
appears again,
When it leaves, we
know not when.
It departs from a
group to be alone,
But likes it not on
its own.
Life is lived when
one is free,
Though not for long
in chemistry.
So, do not cry
hysterical,
For such is the life of a free radical.
Who
killed the Jello?
By Robert
Vance ME
For
somethin’ from the kitchen.
In
the fridge, to my surprise
Floatin’
in the Jello, right before my eyes,
Was
fruit!
I
really don’t know why
But
I wanted to cry.
Who
was the mean fellow?
Who
went and killed the Jello,
The
brute!
I
began to examine this casualty
By
performing a Jello autopsy.
Apples,
bananas, and a pear,
They
were all in there.
Oh
shoot!
By Julie
Richards ME
Having
children scares her.
Terrifies
her.
She
trembles at the thought.
Dirty
clothes and faces and diapers
And
cuts and bruises and scrapes
And
pushing and sweating and nightmares
She
doesn’t want any of this.
But
she must have it.
Her
body tells her
And
her head tells her
And
husbands and
Mothers
and sisters and fathers
And
the neighbors that live
Behind
them in the odd blue house
That
is strangely intriguing.
Determination
over comes her.
Drives
her.
And
suddenly it happens everywhere.
In
the bedroom and the dining room
And
in kitchens and bathrooms
And
in the back of the car
They
borrowed to drive down to
They
haven’t seen
In
ages.
So
then it happens.
The
plus stares at her.
She
sobs.
Everybody
is calling and
Cards
and flowers and balloons
And
presents that are strangely intriguing
Even
though they are lurid in their pinks’ and blues’ and yellows.’
She
becomes everything
All
at once.
And
all against her will.
Care Instructions
If
this scarf had a label it would say,
In
that most peculiar label way,
That
only clean and dry should it ever be.
However,
if it were up to me,
As
for yourself you are about to see,
There
is another way for it may be.
Clean
in a washing machine if you must,
With
water cool and little fuss,
No
softener may you use,
And
bleach also you must loose.
In
a dryer it may not say,
Unless
on low for it to play.
With
an iron cool you may press,
No
more, and certainly no less.
If
to you my words mean aut,
Then
very well have you been taught.
For
years this scarf you can wear,
Without
ever so much as a care,
Of
cold, of sleet, or of snow,
Of
these things you need not know.
For
happy and warm will you be,
As
the world will surely see.
Where did all the “cool” kids go?
There
was a group of students never found
The
most popular peers of freshman year
Have
now disappeared without a sound.
These
were the students that we admire
Handsome,
witty and charming were they
But
in the last year, they’ve not been around
The
cool kids are gone, the world has turned gray.
They
have been drawn to the sea like lemming
From
this new home they will not stray far
They
walk the halls of their prison
A
life sentence they call EGR.
The
major they chose sealed their fate
The
As
juniors and seniors they’ll work through the night
Pale
figures who rarely see sun.
Engineers,
those were the cool kids
I
wish they could come out and play
But
their maternal figure, the library
Says
that they will have to stay.
By Joe Kramer EE
A
Vast
Cloud
S l o w l y
E n g u l f s
The night sky,
A bolt of lightning
Flashes like magnesium
uniting with fir e
Thunder rumbles with its low
bass response to the world
showing no sign of letting
up
The wind blows, trying to get at you
But you are safe and out of
harms way
After many hours, the storm
abruptly
stops, and it
is silent,
the clouds disappear, the
sun
comes o u t f r o m
its nap
and smiles upon us.
The
Art of Engineering
Taken
to the Extreme
With
Math Beyond
What
Reimann
Sums, Taylor Series,
And
Vectors Galoo
Yikes
what will all this come to?
No
artist is solo –
We
work in teams
Building
Slinkys and Spacecraft
There
isn’t anything that we can’t do!
Breaking
barriers and withstanding failure we
Change
the world with products and plasma goo!
Bringing our dreams past all known extremes.
Barb
O’Kelly
Alas,
I've lost that little chip
with
all the files from my Zip!
Bernadette
Friedrich
Engineering at MSU,
Electrical, computer to name a few;
Co-ops, jobs, help from the staff,
Good for your career, good for a laugh!
MSU Engineering, I'm glad I'm in. . .
Now for this poem, what do I
win?
The Radical
By Robert Vance
Again, again, it appears again,
When it leaves, we know not when.
It departs from a group to be alone,
But likes it not on its own.
Life is lived when one is free,
Though not for long in chemistry.
So, do not cry hysterical,
For such is the life of a free radical.
Who
killed the Jello?
For
somethin’ from the kitchen.
In the
fridge, to my surprise
Floatin’
in the Jello, right before my eyes,
Was
fruit!
I
really don’t know why
But
I wanted to cry.
Who
was the mean fellow?
Who
went and killed the Jello,
The
brute!
I
began to examine this casualty
By
performing a Jello autopsy.
Apples,
bananas, and a pear,
They
were all in there.
Oh
shoot!
The cat got a rude introduction
To the blistering effects of conduction;
It felt a bit lame
After licking the
flame,
When its tongue was unable to function.
Brian and Julie Olson
Quicker
Clicker you,
Are
the ultimate pencil
You
make me smarter
Staedler
eraser
Without
you I’d have mistakes
You
take them away
Green
paper, grid lines
An
engineer’s treasured friend
Work
will never end.
Chris Maurice
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Trouble:
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toil by pixel
light
to make my thoughts form words
programs
crash again
Web
Link:
just
one page is all
i
wanted but instead see
error
404
A
Conversation:
An
engineers peotry shows our versatility,
(They
think that anything they do not do must be easy,)
great
creativity,
(have
the biggest egos,)
and
proves that everything is based on math.
(and
think everyone should learn what they know.)
A
poets engineering exposes their shortcomings
(Why
must engineers take apart everything they touch,)
and
nearly complete lack of...
(and
insist that I not...)
any
mechanical ability.
(call
someone who knows how to fix it right.)
Craig Gunn
Off on the horizon
fingers to the sky…
Pressing palm to palm…
ever reaching further…
Beyond brothers and
sisters
uncles and aunts
and distant cousins.
Each with a prayer in
mind -
The concentrated
thought of
engineers and architects,
builders and visionaries,
day laborers and
passers by.
The monoliths rise,
ever reaching
to
their ultimate creator.
Never gazing to the
earth
beneath
their foundations.
Standing tall, ever
rejoicing in their creators’ dream.
Misdirected bridges.
Thermodynamic Haikus
Thermodynamics
Is all about energy
Work and heat also
First Law of Thermo
Energy change is equal
To heat minus work
Thermo’s Second Law
Universe entropy change
Is always growing
There
was a young, bold engineer,
Thought
nanoperfection was near.
But
his Buckyballs burst
Like
an overstuffed wurst.
How
his tenure committee shed tears!
Young
Ron was deemed structurally sound,
Much
at ease with both Pascal and pound.
His
trouble was tresses,
At
best they were guesses.
With
the shards of those tresses he’s crowned.
--Quintellius Quaesitor
Ode to My Planner
By Amber Rogers
Civil/Environmental
Without
you, where would I be ?
You
are the Who, What, When and Where,
My
very foundation, my guide.
You
are the keeper of my secrets, my questions, my hopes and my plans.
You
have met every aquaintance, every commitment, every connection.
I’ve
entrusted you with all that is important to me,
And
you hold it all close, guard it as your own.
You
have become a living record of me,
My
every word having been etched into your being.
If
ever I am in need of direction, you are there,
Open,
offering your counsel, offering yourself.
You
guide my path, support my ideas, and present me with a daily purpose.
You
ease my mind, set me free of confusion, and organize my thoughts.
Without
you I would be lost in this swirling haze that characterizes my reality.
Without
you, planner, I would be lost.
You
have become an integral component of my life, an essential partner.
We
are intracately linked, joined by the threads, by the bindings that compose the
Pages
of our lives.
By
Barb O’kelly
Alas,
I've lost that little chip
with
all the files from my Zip!
By
Bernadette Friedrich
Engineering at MSU,
Electrical, computer to name a few;
Co-ops, jobs, help from the staff,
Good for your career, good for a laugh!
MSU Engineering, I'm glad I'm in. . .
Now for this poem, what do I win?
The
Worm Before Christmas
By David
Bradley, Betty Cheng, Hal Render, Greg Rogers, and Dan
LaLiberte
Christmas
1988
T'was
the night before finals, and all through the lab
Not
a student was sleeping, not even McNabb.
Their
projects were finished, completed with care
In
hopes that the grades would be easy (and fair).
The
students were wired with caffeine in their veins
While
visions of quals nearly drove them insane.
With
piles of books and a brand new highlighter,
I
had just settled down for another all nighter ---
When
out from our gateways arose such a clatter,
I
sprang from my desk to see what was the matter;
Away
to the console I flew like a flash,
And
logged in as root to fend off a crash.
The
windows displayed on my brand new Sun-3,
Gave
oodles of info --- some in 3-D.
When,
what to my burning red eyes should appear
But
dozens of "nobody" jobs. Oh dear!
With
a blitzkrieg invasion, so virulent and firm,
I
knew in a moment, it was Morris's Worm!
More
rapid than eagles his processes came,
And
they forked and exec'ed and they copied by name:
"Now
Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On
Comet! On Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
To
the sites in .rhosts and host.equiv
Now,
dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
And
then in a twinkling, I heard on the phone,
The
complaints of the users. (Thought I was alone!)
"The
load is too high!" "I can't read my files!"
"I
can't send my mail over miles and miles!"
I
unplugged the net, and was turning around,
When
the worm-ridden system went down with a bound.
I
fretted. I frittered. I sweated. I wept.
Then
finally I core dumped the worm in /tmp.
It
was smart and pervasive, a right jolly old stealth,
And
I laughed, when I saw it, in spite of myself.
A
look at the dump of that invasive thread
Soon
gave me to know we had nothing to dread.
The
next day was slow with no network connections,
For
we wanted no more of those pesky infections.
But
in spite of the news and the noise and the clatter,
Soon
all became normal, as if naught were the matter.
Then
later that month while all were away,
A
virus came calling and then went away.
The
system then told us, when we logged in one night:
"Happy Christmas to all! (You guys aren't so bright.)"
By
Robert Vance
The cat got a rude introduction
To the blistering effects of conduction;
It felt a bit lame
After licking the
flame,
When its tongue was unable to function.
Quicker
Clicker you,
Are
the ultimate pencil
You
make me smarter
Staedler
eraser
Without
you I’d have mistakes
You
take them away
Green
paper, grid lines
An
engineer’s treasured friend
Work
will never end.
By
Bryan Sieber
Engineering
is not much fun
Sometimes I wonder
Why I ever wanted to be one
(MS)Word Trouble:
by Chris Maurice
i toil by pixel
light to make my thoughts form words
programs crash again
Web Link:
just one page is all
i wanted but instead see
error 404
A
Conversation:
by Chris Maurice
An
engineers peotry shows our versatility,
(They
think that anything they do not do must be easy,)
great
creativity,
(have
the biggest egos,)
and
proves that everything is based on math.
(and
think everyone should learn what they know.)
A
poets engineering exposes their shortcomings
(Why
must engineers take apart everything they touch,)
and
nearly complete lack of...
(and
insist that I not...)
any
mechanical ability.
(call
someone who knows how to fix it right.)
By Craig Gunn
Off on the horizon
fingers to the sky…
Pressing palm to
palm…
ever reaching further…
Beyond brothers and
sisters
uncles and aunts
and distant cousins.
Each with a prayer in
mind -
The concentrated
thought of
engineers and architects,
builders and visionaries,
day laborers and
passers by.
The monoliths rise,
ever reaching
to
their ultimate creator.
Never gazing to the
earth
beneath
their foundations.
Standing tall, ever
rejoicing in their creators’ dream.
Misdirected bridges.
Thermodynamic Haikus
Thermodynamics
Is all about energy
Work and heat also
First Law of Thermo
Energy change is equal
To heat minus work
Thermo’s Second Law
Universe entropy change
Is always growing
By Dr.Donald Weinshank
Bob Crachit is
out of work,
outofajob,
unemployed;
broke.
When the Dells came in,
Scrooge said,
“You are consigned
to the dustbin
of data."
Marley’s geist[1] clanked.
There was no third ghost.
Geist = spirit
Second
question
by Gary Cloud
red-gold
hair and green-blue eyes
usually
glowing
pale
and brittle today
My
guts say it will be difficult;
old
professors know
the
second question is the big one.
The
first one is little;
she
used diameter instead of radius.
I
tell her that she obviously understands
and
that she is doing fine.
"No
I'm not...I'm sorry."
choked,
mashing tissue
into
mud puddle eyes
Broken
sobs
broken
heart
broken
person
empathy
stabs
vision
of my children
close
door
wait
"Tell
me?"
"No,
It's personal;
I
do not know you."
"Maybe
that is best.
I
might be able to help,
but
privacy is precious.
Your
call."
"My
life is a mess.
I
don't know what to do."
listen,
wait
fetch
pain
Her
parents just separated
her
period is late
her
boyfriend has taken a hike
all
at once
listen,
ask, wait
eyes
fogged mirrors
She
agrees to visit the counseling center,
but
she might not need it, of course.
a
rickety little laugh
She
promises to stop in every day for awhile
so I
will know she is all right.
She
keeps the promise,
then
reports one day
the
alarm was false,
she
is wiser and stronger,
her
ex-boyfriend is exactly that,
her
parents must lead their own lives.
She
cannot fix them.
Green-blue
eyes glow;
she
is grateful
and
glad.
I also.
By
Gary Gosciak
There
they were the coords
X,
y, z, theta, and phi
A
description need be
Made
in general coords
Should
use x, or maybe z
But
then what's to happen with theta, and phi
Not
biased against y
'Cause
can't use y
for
it does not uniquely specify
where
in the frame is m
the
jth particle of general coords.
By
Gary Gosciak
client/service/users/
a
little anthapomorphic cross referencing
possible
enlightenment background hue
round
together
a
bit of shamanistic representation
a
path of computer/mechanical engineering
All
levels are agents
All
levels are servers
not
All levels are clients
Base
level can only be a server
although
may be a client with regards to itself
there
is the highest most client the one the user
with
its servers below
which
are also clients
requesting
service from the servers comprising its entity
down
to the base
the
root server raw level
that
can only be a client
the
nature of its internal form
All
agents encompass service
but
not all agents are served
in
the agent
is
duality there
the
server and the served
the
base All server comprised of what it serves
bound
by the essence of client
the
peak not just a client, also a server in the image of the One
evolving
in progression by numbers of which can request service
striving
and providing
for
the One, the umbrella, the ontology overhead
the
User
the
ultimate client
the
one wanting to know
the
hunter of knowledge
a
warrior of the domain
ubiquitous
seer of all what is
By
Gary Gosciak
If
it is the case
that
we stay in our place
then
what should be the pace
seem
to be moving to fast
heading
into the future without considering the past
What
we set forth on today
won't
come about tomorrow
just
a picking of the clay
let
our minds play
while
it takes time to cure
sure
it would be nice
to
have the outcome like a rolling of the dice
but
the probability of this possibility
is
silly to say
a
needle in the hay
of
what people want to be tomorrow and not today
only
the whims of yesterday
never
to be the same
when
people play the game
with
the possibility on the probability that we are all in the same
plane
to
see the train
the
bus making its stops for all to board
even
if from a different chord
yet
on a different scale to grow
gotta
keep it slow
no
need to go
keep
it easy
keep
on considering the past
sit
and consider our space
if
it is the case
that
we stay in our place
Beal's
Garden
By
Gary Gosciak
next
to a tree
somewhat
in the center
head
next to its base
melt
into the ground
traveling
around the roots
depths
of earth
make
solid
and
the smells in the air
sweet
beginnings of growth
rooted
firmly with the ground
sprouting
forth into the wind
mixing
with sound
scent
from flowers
shaking
the cold blanket
days
past and expressing noxious potions of comfort
dancing
with rays long journey from the sun
bouncing
around
absorbing
warming light
breeze
spreading along
chattering
grass
passing
life
weaved
through motion
next
to each other connected
touching
the ends of the garden
farther
to home
to
loved ones
gliding
away
riding
the wind
a
bird trailing
the
song mingling
to
sit up with open eyes
lovely
the sights
earthen
body
mind
rooted with what round
hearing
traveling with the sound
balance
above the pool
hands
immersed in cool waters
touching
orange white yellow fish
mouths
open shut
inhale
exhale
returning
to balance
as
understanding dawns upon me brains
night
falls as the days self dies
my
eyes cries
washing
away the stains
residue
of past self
so
many dawns ago
night
falls onto me
Hello,
may I introduce myself
I'm
a man born from my death
would
you care to take my hand
north
a journey we must make
darkness
falls
don't
be afraid
it
doesn't mean we have no sight
down
to the depths the roots we follow of the world tree
walkin
with the dead
talkin
with the dead
you
said the dawn is coming for me
Hello,
may I introduce myself
I'm
a man you've met so many dawns ago
death
has brought me here
may
I take your hand
would you care to dance.
By Gary Gosciak
Just
took a break from not doing work
sat
outside and fell into a daze
found
myself in the middle of a maze
in
and out back and around
flowing
along about and beyond
passing
through live images
of
old past possible scrimmages
who
what where why
finding
it all when up in the sky
connected
back to the ground
through
the trees not making a sound
just
an essence patiently waiting to be found
traveling
to places without any form
coming
to visit old places once existed
making
new acquaintances with places never been a guest
dancing
with a storm
letting
it flow without being resisted
on a journey without any quest...
STARLIGHT
By
Jason Jeffrey
Powerful, yet dim
Too far to feel, yet they are so real
Burning with haze
Their strength strikes with daze
Radiating with light
Obscuring the night
The weave is woven in the starlight
Calling upon the power of mind
You fly to them
Intricately placed,
From side to side
They empower you.
The light ballistically charges your
energies
Too much, your head feels
Like a ripened apple
In a clenched fist
Relentless to gain control, you find it.
The retreat comes frantically.
You soar with the intricate colors, away.
Finding yourself back at home
You loosen your icy grip
On the open window stone
And you gaze into the stars, awestricken.
V alued
A
ccommodating
L ifeline
E fficient
N ice
T errific
I deal
N eighborly
E xcellent!
Written by:
Jeanette Robertson
February 13, 2001
Engineers…
Gears are working.
Men and women ALL in sink.
I nternational
E ngines
N ational
C alculus I & II
E nvironment!
Written by: Jeanette Robertson
February 13, 2001
The Test
By Joe Kramer
I walk in the room prepared.
Spent hours studying, cramming my brain.
Examining,
Dissecting,
Analyzing every question.
I sit in my seat,
Pencil in hand,
Waiting for my moment of glory.
The test is passed out and I glance at the first page.
What is this?
None of these were discussed.
What’s going on?
My heart starts throbbing,
My brain feels like it is being picked at by starving vultures.
The student next to me chops their gum nosily
and adding pressure to the test at hand.
I answer the first question
and continue till the light turns on.
Hurry up and finish,
because I have another test next hour.
Winter
in
By
Joe Kramer
The
sky turns a dark gray.
The
wind rustles the bare trees,
and
a dog barks in the distance.
A
snow flake gracefully falls.
You
see another, and another.
Soon
the whole sky is a mass of white.
You
sit back and watch the snow
slowly
accumulate on the ground.
Not
a single soul leaves their warm house,
But
I venture out into the winter storm.
I
breathe in the air,
and
watch the warm air leave my lungs.
I
look around at the world around me,
and
a sudden calm comes over me.
I
see things clearly and wonder,
Why
can’t everyday be like this?
High-Note Home Run
By Joe Kramer
I step up to my music stand,
I see the music staring back at me.
A mass of black runs across the
vast white paper.
I fiddle around and try it out.
The first page throws me a High-Fast ball,
Easy enough.
The second page gives me a little chin-music.
Okay, I see how you want to play it.
I see the last note approaching fast,
Octave D.
I call my shot.
I see the wind up, the pitch,
I connect!
It soars out of the ball park.
I’m brought back to the Jazz room,
with the sound of the crowd cheering in my ears.
Hey, this isn’t so hard after all.
Storm
By Joe Kramer
A
Vast
C l ou d
S l o w l y
E n g u l f s
The night sky,
A bolt of lightning
Flashes like magnesium
u n i t i n g w i t h f i r e
Thunder rumbles with its low
bass r e s p o n s e to t h e world
showing n o s i g n o f letting up
The wind blows, trying to get at you
But you are safe and out of harms way
After many hours, the storm abruptly
s t o p s, a n d i t i s s i l e n t,
the clouds d i s a p p e a r, the sun
comes o u t f r o m its nap
and smiles upon us.
My
Poem Would Eat Nothing
By
Joe Kramer
Like
a stubborn little child acquiring new tastes.
I
try to feed him
metaphors,
verbs, nouns,
but
they all oozed out.
How
about a fresh batch of adjectives?
No.
Well
I am running out of options.
How
about some pro-nouns?
Everybody
loves pro-nouns.
No,
there
they go dribbling off the page and onto the floor.
I
have no idea what to try next,
but maybe you will be ready tomorrow.
By Julie Richards
Unfortunately for him, he had spent
last night holed up in a cubicle,
barely cognizant.
Now wasn’t much better.
There was a fuzzy taste in his mouth
reminiscent of the Mountain Dew
that he had gulped in vain.
And his calculator was stolen.
He sighs and clumsily knocks over a
Large pile of books…
It is later and he is still the most unfortunate hero.
There is now newspaper print strewn across his forehead
because he had fallen asleep while
listening to them muse over omegas’ and thetas’ and other such nonsense
that appears in books that only four or five people
had ever cared to read.
As he meanders through the hallway,
He remembers something he really shouldn’t have forgot—
long forms were due
yesterday…
After running across the mile long hall,
He trips unfortunately over his shoelace.
They had said to him—too bad. No excuse.
It’s unfortunate because you are so bright.
But our tragic hero is not finished just yet:
He cuts and darts through the mass that had gathered to watch him fall
and opens a door slowly and deliberately.
Air flows past him regardless of ΔT’s and h’s
At last! Our hero leaps gracefully in triumph—
He is free.
By Julie Richards
I sit and stare at
The blank paper before me—
Argh! Vibrations’ test.
One Of Many
By; Kate Stolarski
Unearthly Pain
Aimed at students.
No way to retreat.
Unconsciously
Memorized
Catastrophe
Heeds every moment.
Embolism waiting to happen;
Minds fail to comprehend
Infinitesimal concepts.
Schrodinger laughs at me.
This is too much!
Retreat! Retreat!
Yearning for May
By Laura Hudy
Calm
autumn day stroll
...leaves
colored, scattered about
...crushing
forces sound.
Untitled
By
Malinda Funk
Craig
Gunn asked for a poem during e-week
What
to write, I do seek
The
answer became clear
About
what, I do fear
Maybe,
how 'bout a geek?
Warrior
Fairies
By Mark Melnykowycz
What wondrous light
I saw last night
Wrought forth intrepid flowers
And warrior fairies fought on buffalo
prairies
Waging war
Mainly with red berries
Which smelled slightly of ripened
cherries
But dawn was at hand
A fiery sun rose so high
The battle scattered
Battlements left forsaken
The ramparts were deserted
Warrior fairies fled to the wood
The warriors gathered more mortars
And prepared for the coming moon
Wild
Freedom
By Mark Melnykowycz
Tell me I’m strong
Remind me I’m free
Remove this weight from by brow
So that I might flee
Free to the mountains
So I might dive through the clouds
Free in the canyons
With spirits set on the walls
Free on white dunes
Where the horned kings roam free
Out on the water
So I can paddle after an otter
Out on the ocean
With waves in perpetual motion
Out in the blue paradise
Where we can play with the Orca
Bad Craziness
and Precipitation Aging While Trapped in St. Patrick’s Day
By Mark Melnykowycz
Images
melting in the rain
Somewhere
near a snowy drain
Thoughts
drowning with time
Whiskey
tasting like wine
Unlocking
Blue doors
Following
wicked corridors
Oblivious
to the obvious
Lost
in a subterranean gaze
Pushing
through a sea of jelly arms
Lost
and unable to focus
Swimming
in a translucent haze
Dancing
through the twisted maze
Titanic
dynamics
Spilling
non-sequential antics
Words
cascading on the floor
Trapped
in St. Patrick’s Day
"Kimberly"
How
can someone be so beautiful?
A
single red rose, opening its arms to the
Warmth
of the morning sun, celestial radiance
Reflected
in the moisture on its petals.
A
gentle wind caressing the trees on a
Hot
day, refreshing, cooling, soothing,
Bringing
relief where none is expected.
A
full moon gazing down upon a calm
Nestled
among the blanket of stars that transforms
The
endless night sky into a sanctuary for lovers.
Fallen
snow, melting and freezing, melting
And
freezing, forming sculptures of ice that
Change
constantly, yet remain stunning.
How
can a person compare to such loveliness?
How
is it that you surpass all these things?
I
cannot fathom how this is possible... but you
Are simply the most beautiful thing in my life.
Mark Pulver
2/13/2001
By
Martin Tiffenback and Jared Martin
"Craig
Gunn tries so hard,
yet
no one submits,
Engineering
and Poetry just don't mix."
The
By
Mary Geebia
My
heart, it races as
My
mind, it frets.
The
furrowed brow
And
pouting lips
Predict
the woes.
My
soul stands strong
Smiling
gently
Reassuring.
It
soothes and nods
As
if it knows.
But
how-
How
can it know??
"But
what if.....?"
The
heart protests.
The
mind collects
The
coins of past
And
builds a treasury
Of
doubt.
The
calming voice
Must
stop the mind.
It
must succeed
Somehow,
Sometime.
If the
light is to shine
The
mind must stop
The
fear must shed
The
doubts disperse.
The
games of fear
Must
not commence
Or
lose I must.
Hold
my tongue and
Hands,
thoughts, and
fears.
Lead
them not into
The
field of mines.
For
though I plant them
I
know not where they lay.
1-26-97,
Sunday, 3:00 am
CLOUDY
By
Mary Gebbia
They
write of the sun
They
write of the breeze
But
what of the clouds?
There
are mine, I see.
The
tiniest whisp
That
comes into being
Subtle
and quiet
Then
motion defining.
Movement
and growth
Shapes
them forthcoming.
A
puff and a curve
More
depth with my loving.
Then
climbing and bright
Proud
and pretentious
Full
of the droplets
That
make up their souls.
My
child is such
Of
a cloud in the sky
Ever
changing and growing
Quiet,
then glowing.
And
when the gold flame
Supports
from behind,
How
bright is the glow
With
rays bursting forth.
Though
there be storms
And
rain that must shed,
The
warmth of the gold
Shall
ever the glow.
By Mary Morz
I
was driving down the road minding my own business the other day when all of a
sudden I heard a loud thump.
Gasp! My tailpipe and my bumper were behind me in some sort of crater!
I stopped the car and ran towards the crater to retrieve my beloved car parts.
When all of a sudden two masked men with capes swooped down to save the day!
Having just seconds to spare the first masked man stopped another person (and
their car) from the same fate of falling into the clutches of the evil crater.
At the same time the other masked man retrieved the pieces of my vehicle and at
the same time in one motion from under his cape came a huge shovel and the
biggest pile of "black gold, Texas tea" you ever did see. He
filled the hole to the top and quick as a wink the two masked men stomped and
danced until it was filled and flat . Away they flew with a hearty
"Happy pothole free driving".
A crowd formed around where the crater had been. They were amazed at the
swiftness of the potholes demise. I heard many exclaim,
"Hurray!" Everyone asked, "does anyone know who the
masked strangers were or where did he come from"?
The identity of the masked crusaders hit me like a 'sack of road tar'.
For the identity of the strangers, our heros, could be no other than the famous
Masked MSU Civil Engineering Pavement Duo. Everyone gasped and inquired
"Who, which ones, how do you know?" Of course I knew
their identity from my many years as departmental secretary. I knew
without a doubt the identity of the masked avengers who were brought here to
protect our car from car-eating potholes were without a doubt Dr. Gilbert
Baladi, the MSU Civil Engineering Asphalt Testing Guru and his able-bodied
Sidekick, MSU Civil Engineering Asphalt expert Neeraj Buch. I knew that
they were sent here from a higher power to rid the State of
Thank you Guru and Asphalt expert for saving my car tailpipe and bumper from
certain death! I will never forget what you did!
By Matt Mercieca
First Day
Who
am I?
I stand and watch.
What
to do?
I am taunted.
Where
to go?
I don't know.
Why
is that?
The questions ring.
How
do we?
Try to answer.
Second day
Who
am I?
A worker here.
What
to do?
What I can.
Care Instructions
By Matt
Mercieca
If
this scarf had a label it would say,
In
that most peculiar label way,
That
only clean and dry should it ever be.
However,
if it were up to me,
As
for yourself you are about to see,
There
is another way for it may be.
Clean
in a washing machine if you must,
With
water cool and little fuss,
No
softener may you use,
And
bleach also you must loose.
In
a dryer it may not say,
Unless
on low for it to play.
With
an iron cool you may press,
No
more, and certainly no less.
If
to you my words mean aut,
Then
very well have you been taught.
For
years this scarf you can wear,
Without
ever so much as a care,
Of
cold, of sleet, or of snow,
Of
these things you need not know.
For
happy and warm will you be,
As
the world will surely see.
Ingulara
Variation
By
Michael Goppold
What
a girl's got,
Where
a girl bleeds,
..whatever
makes her happy,
um,
he.. he..
And
I'm thanking you for giving it to me!
Oh
baby! Oh Darlin,
gosh
that's what I need!
When
a girl's hot,
excep-tion-aly
tweeked,
whatever
keeps her on top,
And
I'm thanking you for reading this,
..gotta
stop. ;)
By
Mike Penner
Roses
are Red,
Violets
are blue,
Engineers
are cool,
Why
aren't you?
By
Mike Reytsman
Я
видел радугу
Над
инженерным
факультетом
В
её лучах аж
плавился
метал,
Да,
плохи нынче
шутки с
факультетом
Который
гаммой
отвечает на
фингал.
Я
видел радугу
Над
инженерными
полями
Радиоктивность
пёрла из всех
мест,
Коровы
выживут
сказали из
сельхоза,
Студенты
тоже если
будут пить и
есть.
Я
видел радугу
Над
инженерным
пейзажем
Она излучала мощь
Над
инженерным
факультетом
В
её лучах аж
плавился
метал,
Да,
плохи нынче
шутки с
факультетом
Который
гаммой
отвечает на
фингал.
Я
видел радугу
Над
инженерными
полями
Радиоктивность
пёрла из всех
мест,
Коровы
выживут
сказали из
сельхоза,
Студенты
тоже если
будут пить и
есть.
Я
видел радугу
Над
инженерным
пейзажем
Она
излучала
мощь
Translations:
I
saw a rainbow
Over
college of engineering
Don't
joke around with people who might reply by gamma (meaning gamma
radiation)
to a simple black eye (assuming black eye to be reasult of a fight)
I
saw a rainbow
On
engineering fields
It
spread its' radiation everywhere
We
were told by agriculture guys
Cows
will survive
The
student otherwise
I
saw a rainbow
Over
engineering fields
It
was spreading radiation everywhere
We
were told by agriculture (implying our neighbors from Anthony)
Cows
will survive
Student's
will survive too if they would eat and drink.
Haiku
By
Mike Shaffer
combined
together:
oxygen
fuel and fire
combustion,
my friend
By Nick Lynn
As we earn our degree,
Development of the mind is done.
We come here to learn everything,
But instead learn individual thinking.
The scribbles on classroom blackboards,
Can all be written in books.
The experimental lab procedures,
Can be followed by anybody.
We sacrifice ourselves physically,
Staying up all ours to comprehend all aspects.
We sacrifice ourselves mentally,
Laboring over many monotonous assignments.
In the process of completing a degree,
It is found that our minds our limitless.
The possibilities are endless,
Because, simply, we are engineers.
By
Patty Farrell
In the dawn of a beautiful and sunny May day
All was quiet on the MSU campus
Except for the building south of the river as they say
Engineering seniors sleeping in the labs as they must
To complete their senior design projects or go bust!
A social life? What's that?
From signals to fluids to controls
Designing, testing and compiling
Better than designing a soup bowl
We have the nickname of "geek" but we are trying
Just think there would be no DVD players to watch the Sopranos!
Without those long sleepless weeks
Completing labs, projects and papers
And working with the team of my fellow geeks
By the way, I know more about their life's capers
Than my own family's freaks and geeks
The brief nap I was able to take on the lab floor
Brought dreams of a simple life
No phones, televisions or pc's
A mountain meadow with me flying a kite
Fire alarm!
I jumped to the ceiling
It hit me--I am an engineer by darn
Even if I wanted the simple dealing
Of life without the gadgets and alarms
I would be dickering and dealing and designing
An electronic kite or the latest hi-tech farm.
The Power of Your Love
(Anonymous)
I try and close myself so tightly
from you.
(as a fist which closes gently on
my heart
and holds it firmly within)
Though you may open it so easily.
You do not try to open it finger
by finger,
though any person would.
Stead, you cut my lifeline,
and watch as it opens to you.
Yours for the taking, and me,
in wonder of the making.
The
Night
moon
lit
buzz
of technology
illuminated
islands
of
humankind's earth
necessity
driving
adventure into mediocrity
with
its' inventions
mundane
reality
hiss
of humanity
shattering
darkened
peaceful
silence
high-rise
heaven
beautiful
architecture
hiding
the demons of
Earth's
hell
improved
landscape
why
must gardens
be
ordered into human's
version
of chaos
disappearing
shadows
ever-marking
humankind's
fearful
conquest of
the
dark
Reflections
By
Paul Hoke
Blue
black melancholy
Glitters
icy in your eyes
as
your life pools
indifferently
around your feet
Wondered
if I could
still
wonder if I did
remembering
your eyes
drained
of the light
Embracing
too quickly to recall
striking
out of instinct
Warm
explosions envelope us
drinking
deeply, I live
Drifting
with fell breezes
passing
as the moon
now
longing…hungry to live
living
so that others may die
Still
I can envision
the
blue black melancholy
of
your eye
The
truest reflection
of
the look in mine
By Rachel Miller
Wondering…
Thinking…
Seeking…
Finding…
Discovery!
Smiling…
Laughing…
Chatting…
Sharing…
Excitement!
New
Fast
Efficient
Earth-Shattering
TECHNOLOGY!
Those Moments
Each One Of Them
By Rakesh
Kumar
I never
knew; not even in the wildest dream
that those
blissful, beautiful, stolen moments spent with her
in solitude
;only she and me,
Which I had
taken care to freeze into pearls
and had slyly
hidden them inside that casket in my left chest
each one of
them,
Taking care
that not even she knows,
would after
she's gone far from me
turn
themselves into red hot beads
exploding
violently, continuously and infinitely,
each one of
them.
Leaving my
heart into tatters
not even
allowing it the time to heal.
I helplessly
try to pick them up; the pieces of those pearls
and put them
back.
But they
pierce right through my palm
each one of
them.
So what if
God had told me my destiny before hand
and allowed
me to choose.
I would
still have chosen to live those moments
each one of
them.
For they
were beautiful.
Perhaps they
were the only moments I really lived.
They are my
life ; each one of them.
Rest is all
illusion.
So what if
they reduce my heart to tatters
each one of
them.
DEATH MY
FRIEND
By Rakesh
Kumar
My life's
friend betrothed me
Lives with
me, walks and sleeps with me
I love her
not and
to this
hatred I never thought why
After every
pain I hated her more
Yet she lives
with me, walks and sleeps with me
But how
loyal has my friend been
befriending
me amidst nowhere
in the
loneliest moment
in the
coldest of nights
when my
shadow deserted me
even then I
felt her within
I often
wonder if she will betray me
but her allegiance
needs no second thoughts
with all her
love and arms wide open
she waits
for me
one day she
will espouse me.
By Rob Fowler
She walks along the clouds they say,
The Maiden of the Mist.
To gaze upon her in the sky,
Is like the deep abyss.
So loving are those eyes of hers,
The sparkling gems of life.
One
look from this goddess and,
… Joy shall conquer strife.
So smooth her body undulates,
Along the midnight cloth.
She dances to and fro you see,
Along the cloudy froth.
No tear shall ever fall from her,
To strike the azure sea.
While this fair creature of the night,
Sings her symphony.
INTERSTELLAR LIMBO
By Rob Fowler
Spinning through a vacuum
Clueless as we go
Heading towards eternity
Astronomers don't even know
A world covered with crazies
We go dashing around that sun
No chance of intelligent life
Our existence has just begun
Like a molecule to a dinosaur
We drift out into space
In an Interstellar Limbo
We keep a constant pace
By Rob Fowler
A wise man once told me, upon a park bench temple,
Death and taxes are all that's certain
In this grand world of strife and pain, it's just that simple,
Then walked off in the midnight curtain.
Left there to dwell on my demons, I began to fret,
The despair was too great to struggle
And I stepped onto a rope without a circus net.
Rabid, I feared I'd need a muzzle.
And whilst I spat with Lucifer it came unto me,
In a form so painful to thine eyes,
A woman of innocence, an angel could it be?
In horror the Dark Man shrank in size.
As he spun about his cloak filled the air, dark as coal.
And thus I turned to face the goddess,
I 'came ashamed of my thoughts and hateful of my soul
Yet she reached out with love and fondness.
By Rob Fowler
Do you hear the whims of the wind?
They call out to the shore.
To feel its vibrance entrap you,
…warm you to the core.
The region from which it traveled,
Is a glorious sight indeed.
True sight have I not encountered,
But interest plants its seed.
From harbor I betook a craft,
To sail out on the sea.
Of splendor fit for magistrate,
Or gods I do decree.
In the deviltry of the night,
The song still thrills my soul.
It’s soft imposing melody,
Marks the twilight’s toll.
No sleep shall come to me this time,
My thoughts are racked with fire.
To seek out this beloved sound,
‘Tis my great desire.
From the eastern sky it rises,
The flaming ball of might.
The deck has sprung to life you see,
For morning vanquished night.
Onward sailing through this ocean,
Mast held high to Zeus.
Courage rampant among the crew,
The sailor and his dues.
For many years have I bestowed
…patient for this trip.
From the bottom of cups of ale,
I drank my lonesome sip.
The Ship is in good hands I see,
I’ll lie down for a spell.
Wake me when the gates before us,
So I may see my Mel.
By Rob Fowler
I'm Burning in the light of life
feeling my soul on fire
Dance with me to end your strife
indulge in your desire
Bodies groovin' to the Holy Sound
Immersed in senseless motion
naked spirits thrashing all around
Sinless acts of devotion
we are children of the night
Starlight is our only freedom
leave this world, let your soul take flight
who needs someone to lead'em
men and women now liberated
always young we'll never die
life is forever celebrated
Drop all your worries and fly
By Scott Harris
I miss you…
I miss you like passion
misses touch
Like…
Love misses sleepless
nights
Like…
Complete misses two
Like…
Discovery misses children
Like…
Angels miss flight
Like…
Expression misses desire
I miss you.
BELIEVE
By Scott Harris
Young One
Old
Man…Why do we live? Why do we walk on
this vast planet? Is there a purpose, do
we breath for a reason, is my soul fueled by the fire of life for some unknown
cause? Should we meander to the end of
time to find it’s the beginning, or absorb and learn every moment?
Who
put us here? Did God create us from the dust,
or have we simply always just been? But,
if we have always just been, could not God have just been? And if there is a God, does that not mean
there is some demon, a supreme evil, something to combat good, to create
balance in the cosmos, something to match the ultimate holiness? And, will it also try to capture my soul, or
are we…void of this soul?
What
is my purpose? Should I try and
construct some building that would equal the wonders of the pyramids? Or should I lead the people to some joyous
salvation? But am I a leader, a man
who’s knowledge could lead the masses?
Yes, should I bear a son or daughter with my wife? But, could I be a Dad, or fail and only be a
father? Could I live up to their
expectations, or would I lead them astray?
And what if I had to send my son to some foolish war… to die? How would I send him to see bloodshed of
friends, of his enemies, or his own? I
could not do that.
Is
there a Heaven Old Man? A place where
angels sing and praise the glory of God forever, an eternity? Have you lived the life of a prophet or a
heathen? Will you walk through the
golden gates of Heaven, or be thrown to the lake of fire? Or have I doomed myself to the flame…is Hell
my final destination? Has my heart been
consumed by the bleak hand of some vile wrath that clutches my love in its
smothering hand? Or will I go to Heaven,
and will I enjoy it? And am I some kind
of wretched spawn for thinking of Heaven as being boring…always singing to God
does not sound like Heaven?
Old
Man…are you afraid to die? You have one
foot in the ground already. Will the
light inside of you flicker out or will it amplify and burn in all glory? Did you live life to its fullest? Old Man help me? Tell me the answers I seek.
Life…
Life
is a choice.
A
choice made by you.
I
know not the answers Young One.
Believe
in…
Believe
in all you do.
Put
yourself into all you touch.
I do
not know why we are here.
But
we are.
Build
a pyramid Young One
Or
lead the people.
The
choice is yours.
Follow
your heart.
Give
your essence to what you believe.
Have
children if you believe it right.
Love
them.
That’s
all that you can do.
If
they follow the path of lost souls,
Love
them.
If
they walk the path of greatness,
Love
them.
Heaven…
or Hell,
They
matter not, believe in where you are going.
I
have lived Young One.
Soon
I will die.
I am
not scared.
I
believe in all I did,
And
gave myself to all I believed.
I do
not know the answers,
But
I believe in what I say.
By Scott Harris
Everyday I believe more in you
Everyday
my love falls deeper and deeper into you
Everyday my soul realizes it has a
purpose because of you
Every
heart beat I breathe for you
Every sunrise fills me with you
Every
poem rhymes of you
Every rose petal delicately dances
with you
All
nature encircles you in an inter mingling ballad of peace
All grains of sand represent my love
for you
All
the wandering stars glitter for
All playfully loving elude to your
spirit
You
are my lone star and I rise to be your night…
By Scott Harris
Picking
up the pieces
Our
beliefs begin to shake
The
very foundation begins to quake
Pathetically
we stretch and grab trying to pull ourselves together
Sometimes
briefly stopping the sequential fracturing of our essence
Reaching
and grasping for what makes us…Us
In
a desperate battle to be ourselves
All
in vain…
It
falls…
We
crumble…
Everything
that was built is in rubble
Your
thoughts… and being lie in a wreckage strewn about your soul
Yet…
We
immediately begin to pick up the pieces
Without
wait and without heed!
We
begin to pick up the very pieces that did not hold us together in the first
place
The
things that made us who we were…
They
failed, and brought us down upon ourselves
But
we still begin to pick up those very pieces…
Slowly
rebuilding what has already crumbled and failed us before!
Ensuing
our fate once again…
Please
examine these pieces…
Reflect
on where they came from and why you grip them so tight
Are
they held for reasons you no longer remember…?
From
a time where you were very different
Hold
each piece in your mind, body, and soul…
Turn
it over in your hopes, dreams, and aspirations…
Breathe
their meaning into your heart, thoughts, and desires…
Reflect…
and decide!
Keep
what is needed and discard… but NEVER forget what is no longer needed…
Rebuild
yourself and learn to love who you have become…
Do
not let yourself crumble for the same reasons as before
Reasons
that were tied to those faulted pieces
Be
solid…
Be
belief…
Be
you… everyday, and be you when it is so much easier not to…
This
is your time of reflection…
a
motivation
By
Scott Morris
philosophers
say...
plus
one equals minus one,
efforts
are in vain.
I
would disagree
by
adding one to both sides.
two
is obvious.
By
Tyler Nester
Soon
it will be obvious that poetry is not my thing.
The
question is, is engineering?
After
graduation, hopefully at least one will remain more than a passing
fling.
A
Staff's Life in Engineering
By
Vanessa Mitchner
As
staff in Electrical Engineering
I
have never found myself fearing
That
my desk would be clearing
Anytime
soon.
Letters
and papers on some new gearing
Seminar
announcements full of cheering
Our
brilliant researchers curing
The
future world.
AA
Forms and drop/add slips
Students
and professor's little quips
Copying
exams and conference trips,
How
many copies?
Many
lost students peering
Over
the counter for steering
Confused
visitors hearing
Go
left, then right, and right again!
So
if you're around my cluttered mess
Hopefully
you won't feel the stress
But
I really must confess
Engineering
life is one of the best.